Bebe..

Sent letter to my mother too about the impending birth of Sweet Stepdaughter's child, also that father of impending child is Longtime Boyfriend. The Black Longtime Boyfriend. I have not received a reaction, so I have either offended her REALLY bad or she hasn't gotten it yet.

Found some fabulous things at Hot Topic, of all places... a Stewie baby shirt with his pix and the saying "Does this diaper make my butt look fat?" ... also a onesie that has Stewie's face on it.. loved it, had to have it, clearance rack, $3 apiece. Done.

Can't wait actually, the look on Poppa's face when Q arrives will be utterly priceless.

Ow.

My head hurts. Has for most of the day today. Had 1400 mg of ibuprofen coursing thru my bloodstream at one point today & it still hurt. When I got home, tossed up what was left of lunch, then went to Mexican and ate cheese dip & hot nacho chips. So far so good, they have stayed down.
The title character of Inside Chris is home this weekend (yay!), we will go and gorge ourselves at Memom's house tomorrow.
School is actually going pretty well; I now have Office XP with PowerPoint so I can now create the 3-4 slides necessary for my last assignment in GEN101. I chewed a couple of new backsides with techies at UoPhx, to no avail; they are not budging off the fact that I am a ground student, and therefore according to school policy am not entitled to an email address. Oh well, I will talk to Troy (the instructor) and let him know; maybe I can get him to assist in some chewin'.

Interrupt my meditations, you have.

Mwahahahah...

(eevil grin)....

Princess goes to her dad's, Dudeboy is on a camping trip with school. Childless til Saturday morning at about 10am. Hmmm, what evil things can I devise for tonight?

I also get to chew out some people in tech support at UoPhx. They told me since I am a ground student I do not get a University email box. Told my professor that & he promptly pulled up the roster for the class... EVERYONE IN THE FRIGGIN CLASS had a University email except me. So, guess what? Some techies are going to have new buttholes today..

Happy Friday everyone, its off to work for me; I must now figure out how to cover $950 for this semester that my student loans did not...

See any similarities? You should.

http://www.taemag.com/issues/articleid.18832/article_detail.asp

Read it all.

Skool.

I am really having a good time with this beginning class; it's basically set up to get people like me back into the college atmosphere with papers due & class time, etc. It's a lot of fun. The two that were going to drop out have actually made up their minds to stay; appears they are going to get their papers done & etc.

On the first paper I have written in literally 20 years, I got a 96. Got the red pen with semi-colons marked in about 6 places & forgot my paper title & page number on the actual paper, but also "great job" across the bottom of the second page. Had to do 500-750 words; 596 words = page n 1/2, Times New Roman font, double spaced & formatted 1" margin all round. Not too bad if I do say so myself.

Next class, HUM/150; Introduction to Film, starts 12/8. Looks quite interesting. $71.59 for the friggin book, though. As Chris would say, "Welcome back to college !" with that wicked grin of his. Just hope I can resell the thing when I get done with the class.

I now have to get a cat off my keyboard & see if she will stay in the kitchen tonight without pooping all over it; it's 37 degrees outside, which means about 29 in the actual garage where she sleeps.

Found this whilst surfing at lunch.

As we approach the end of 2005, there have been discovered the following truths in life...

10. Life is sexually transmitted.
9. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which to die.
8. Men have two emotions, hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
7. Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Internet and you won't see him for weeks.
6. Some people are like a Slinky.. not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
5. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
4. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
3. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
2. In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2005...

1. We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we don't have a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

Anyway.

y'know, i am so tired tonight i think i will do the e e cummings thing & use no capitalization whatsoever. doesn't serve a purpose right now.

college is fun. my learning team is sort of ahead of the game, there are 4 people on it of which i am the only female. friend commented on learning of this, "hey, you're elaine!" (great. just friggin great.) two of said team mates are fixing to drop out, one has just way too much stuff going on right now (divorce, kicking girlfriend out of house, moving, etc.) and the other has taken this class before & flunked it. me & other team mate are actually ahead in our assignments. go figure.

well, must sign off now. darling hubby has a planning meeting to chair at church tomorrow and i must print off his folders he emailed to our personal mailbox & then deleted from his laptop. (internet has been down all day, Sat.. thanks a bunch comcast).

'night.

But, but...

I just want to comment on a Blogspot blog, dammit !! sigh.