Thursday, June 29, 2006

Crap. Yet another good thing gone.

Google Video of the Day has signed off for good. However, he has left his site up with archived videos. This one is one of the absolute best.

http://gvod.blogspot.com/2005/11/matrix-ping-pong.html

good one.

This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?”
The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: “Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight....”

Oy.

Skool. FAFSA. Financial aid website for University of Phoenix. Ugh. it all costses MONEY !!! Got told today in a rather smug tone when stating I would like a nice laptop, "Well, just go get a loan and get one !!"

Heh. Riiight. I gotta fix multiple dripping faucets in my fargin' house, with possible reconstruction of my ENTIRE bathroom, and can't get a loan for THAT, much less a new laptop (or even an old one, as the case may be)... thanks to my arsehole exspouse who was nice enough to help my credit report by filing bankruptcy (whichever one wipes debts completely, not the payback one) in Dec 1996, which won't go away until Dec 2006 maybe. I will have to watch my credit report and raise some hell if it doesn't.

I need a beer.

snicker.

Y'know, I just simply do not count myself among the millions (thousands? hundreds?) who actually WANT to see Britney's pregger fat ass wrapped in what appears to be a pelt off a mangy wolf. I just don't. Sorry.

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

HEE. Yes, chris will have a hard time.

Spiderman.

May 4, 2007.

Finals Week for Insidechris.

Snicker.

heh.

snicker. watching House on Fox. That guy is the most misogynistic asshole I have ever seen, but he's really cool.

This one will actually be fun. Trust me.

For those who don't know, there is a rather nice pool/darts bar on 2nd Ave in Nashville called Buffalo Billiards. It is where my 20th high school reunion (great googly moogly.. it actually hurt to type that.. oh well) was held, and a good time was actually had by most everyone.
I was approached by people who I have literally not seen in 20 years and hugged like a long-lost relative. Most of the people have grown up now and have let go of all the high school picky "you bitch" crap; it's pretty useless by now anyway. We all have kids and don't want them to go through all that smak, but they will anyway. They have to, it's a rite of passage.
Cathy, Steve, Denise, Althea, Clarence, Missy, Emily, Kim, Shaun. The last one is a purty boy, as Darling Hubby said. Metrosexual to the core, and always has been.
Cathy is the girl who drew her claws down my right thigh when she was pissed off at me in 2nd grade, funny now but hurt like hell at the time. (We hung out all friggin night, in the pool room with her husband, Darling Hubby, and about six other people.) Steve was one of the ones who used to torment me in 3rd & 4th grade; he actually has an autistic sister, and we spent a good 30 minutes explaining to Cathy exactly what Asperger's was. (heh. he's bald and has a goatee, but is a writer and thinks nothing of having a CBS producer call him at home while he's yelling at his kids to shut up in the background. Hysterical.)
Althea was my best friend in school; Denise and Missy were party girls and still are. Emily is still a nice girl. Clarence and Kim were the only 2 band people besides myself that I saw. One of the funniest parts of the night was me, Emily, Denise, and Steve sitting on an antique couch looking at fargin ELEMENTARY school pictures that Denise had brought trying to figure out who everyone was. Damn, I'm getting old.
Missy was one that I always admired, because she was one of the cool girls that everyone liked and got along with; I was hoping to run into her, actually. She complimented me on how I looked, and that I looked very happy. Well, um, yeah, I am actually... :) That really meant a lot, coming from her.
Basically, I had much more fun at this one than at the the 10year reunion one, but it's pretty much the same thing all over again; an excuse for the jocks and cheerleaders to get drunk, and everyone else to laugh when they threw up all over their shoes. Only now, they're FAT. snort.
p.s. I went to school with Big Joe on the Go from WKRN Channel 2; yes, he's as useless as he always was. Also, Greg Morris The Proprietor of Buffalo Billards graduated with me. Wouldn't know me from Adam, probably, but it's a good thing.

Thursday, June 22, 2006

HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY

My grandmother has sold her house down in Southern MS; she lived where Katrina hit at the end of last summer. My archives from September 2005 tell her story and of how my entire family freaked out about her being down there by herself during the strange times that followed for that area.

We had talked about her moving up here to live with my mother (her daughter) for about two years; Katrina pretty much decided that for her. She stated herself that she did not want to live through the fear of another hurricane season down there by herself, and thought she would be safer if she was up here with us.

Well, my lovely mother had decided that grandmother's house needed to be put on the market at the end of May. Contract signed May 26, house went on the market both online and in local newspaper June 5. Delois, the realtor, has told us the phone started ringing about an undamaged, structurally sound 2 bedroom one bath 1100 sq ft house with detached garage on 5.5 acres going for $99,500 within 30 minutes of it appearing on her website. Offer made by nice family June 9. Grandmother has accepted the offer, contract will be signed off on by end of June and the house will be sold.

My lovely mother is about to lose her f*ckin' mind.

This is speculation on my part, but from what I am seeing and hearing my mother thought she'd have at least six months while that house languished on the market (yeah, right) to look for a one-level condo with at least three bedrooms up here. She has now yelled at my sister that none of us understand, and that her life is completely changing, and that she has no control over anything anymore, and that WE JUST DON"T UNDERSTAAAAND.... sob..

Shit. Like Hell I don't understand. My life has changed completely SEVERAL TIMES. I.E. 1) when I met, married, and divorced Matt's dad in the space of 3 years. 2) when I moved back in to my parents' house after that. 3) when I met, married, and divorced Anna's dad in the space of 3 1/2 years. 4) when my dad practically dropped dead of a stroke. 5) when I moved out of mom's house to my own apartment after getting the CNA/VFL job and had to do shit all by myself for really the first time in my life. 6) when I met and married Darling Hubby, who has changed my life in so many wonderful fabulous ways. (getting tired, my grammar sucks now..)

I am mortally afraid that she will do something really stupid on the weekend we are all down there to assist in the Mother of All Yard Sales. She has more of an emotional attachment to that house and the stuff that's in it than her own mother (who has lived in that house for SIXTY F*CKIN' YEARS). I just know that I will need prayers and patience galore while we are down there.

Skool.

COMM 215. Introduction to College Writing. Persuasive/Analytical/Narrative/Descriptive/Illustrative.
Logic: Deductive/Inductive/Associative.
3 approaches: What's the subject ?, What's the purpose?, Who's the audience?
AND MORE !!!

All in one 4 hour night class.

I think my head's going to fall off.

However, got 95 on persuasive essay; had to rewrite and resubmit case study analysis cause as usual I got the whole fargin' thing wrong... nice thing about him is that he allows til Saturday at noon to email the thing to him. Sweet.

I know, I know.

I really have too much crap going on to post more than once a month, anymore, y'know?? Every once in a great while I will actually remember I have the damn thing and will post various bits of stuffage....

Such as this comparison between a picture on James Lileks' American Motels site and the uncanny resemblance to Nashville's Gateway Bridge...
http://www.lileks.com/motels/TN/2.html
vs.
http://www.pbase.com/ifistand/image/41626792

snicker. actually sent Mr. Lileks an email about it, we'll see if he responds.. he might just blow it off as spam. oh well.