Tee Hee :)
Pulled this out of my work email when cleaning it out; we are switching from Microsoft Outlook to Lotus Notes. (aiiiiii my eyes!!!)
TOP BUMPER STICKERS EVERYONE WANTS TO SEE
1) The proctologist called, they found your head.
2) Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have any film.
3) Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date.
4) Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
5) I used to have a handle on life; then it broke off.
6) Some people just don't know how to drive. I call them "Everyone but ME".
7) Some people are alive only because it is illegal to shoot them.
8) Try not to let your mind wander, it's much too small & fragile to be out by itself. (had a T-shirt with this that got defiled by my cat & had to throw it away, snif..)
AND THE NUMBER ONE BUMPER STICKER YOU'D LIKE TO SEE.....
Welcome to America. Now Learn English.
TOP BUMPER STICKERS EVERYONE WANTS TO SEE
1) The proctologist called, they found your head.
2) Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have any film.
3) Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date.
4) Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
5) I used to have a handle on life; then it broke off.
6) Some people just don't know how to drive. I call them "Everyone but ME".
7) Some people are alive only because it is illegal to shoot them.
8) Try not to let your mind wander, it's much too small & fragile to be out by itself. (had a T-shirt with this that got defiled by my cat & had to throw it away, snif..)
AND THE NUMBER ONE BUMPER STICKER YOU'D LIKE TO SEE.....
Welcome to America. Now Learn English.
posted by grasshopper at Saturday, September 24, 2005
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