Saturday, October 11, 2008

WOOHOO !! I got back into my blog !

After about 15 minutes of fussing with blogspot.. oh well. I is back again.. haven't posted anything here since Jan 07, just proves that NOTHING on the intarwebs ever truly goes away. I am currently in a marketing class and wanted to create a blog for the fictional product we're pushing. (well, not entirely fictional, it's an electric car based on the Chevy Volt..).
most of what i post now is on facebook anyway, and i don't visit that as much as i need to. I will be visiting here off and on during marketing class, but then this will probably be replaced (again) by stuff that's more important.
so, that being what it is, i'll try to keep it up for at least the next 5 weeks. snorfle !!

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Yay. & etc.

wow. i have WAY too much to do and not nearly enough time to do it in, as usual. work is fixing to become a true hell on earth. lemme explain....
i work for an insurance company. we have recently divided our services between two separate companies. we have gone from 8 people who pay claims to 4. the other 4 have gone to the other company. each person's work flow has effectively doubled.

all i want to know, is where is my BONUS !!!!!!! (yeah, right. hell will have a lovely covering of ice then.)

sigh. i need a vacation of approximately one SOLID week. as in seven days. not that i am likely to get one anytime soon.

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Things you should know but probably don't.

take with LARGE grain of salt as # 5 is wrong... feel free to dispute or not, realizing that wikipedia is NOT a reliable source. heh.

1 . Money isn't made out of paper, it's made out of cotton.
2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper.
3. The dot over the letter i is called a "tittle".
4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down ontinuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.
5. Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller.
6. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
7. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.
8. The 'spot' on 7UP comes from its inventor, who had red eyes. He was albino.
9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents, daily.
10. Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister.
11. Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system; a few ounces will kill a small sized dog.
12. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.
13. Most lipstick contains fish scales (eeww).
14. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
15. Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as medicine.
16. Upper and lower case letters are named 'upper' and 'lower' because in the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the upper case' letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the smaller, 'lower case' letters.
17. Leonardo DaVinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time hence, multi-tasking was invented.
18. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.
19. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
20. The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan; there was never a recorded Wendy before!
21. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, purple, and silver!
22. Leonardo DaVinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.
23. A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make it instantly go mad and sting itself to death.
24. The mask used by Michael Myers in the original "Halloween" was a Captain Kirk's mask painted white.
25. If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar (good to know.)
26. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand (and you thought this list was completely useless.)
27. The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law, which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
28. The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was the Victrola, so they called themselves Motorola.
29. Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with. It's the same with apples!
30. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying!
31. The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher.
32. Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.
33. Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a space suit damages it.

Saturday, December 30, 2006

smile darn ya smile.

just realized it has been almost 2 months since i posted on this thing. well, a great deal has been happening and I have had very little time.

InsideChris pointed the no-post thing out on Christmas when i was on his blog and he was looking over my shoulder at memom & dedad's house. let me tell you, it's been a h3ll of a couple of months.
BAD THINGS...
1) my lovely nice '01 Olds Aurora blew a rod right before thanksgiving. I have asked several knowledgeable people about an engine for the thing; most all have told me that the engine is built on the Cadillac 4-stroke model and is very hard to find. I still owe $10k on the fargin' thing, and most of the reputable mechanics want to replace everything under the hood and not just the engine; lowest bid on that was $5k. therefore i will now have to pay on a rusting hulk of rubber and metal that will sit in my backyard because it was financed thru Toyota & they don't give a shit.

2) i have a personality conflict with a person at my new job. my nickname for this person will be Ms. Entitlement. this description may strike some as racist, but it is not intended to be. it is a simple description of what and who she is; an Entitled Black Woman. (lovely stepdaughter's fiance', who happens to be black, knew EXACTLY what i meant by that, too. ) she has gotten better over the last week but not by much, and i am the only person in the office that she treats this way. i must therefore adjust my attitude and try to cut up with her like i do with everyone else. if it works it works; if it doesn't, i'll just avoid her as much as i can.

3) "happy feet" went from an enjoyable "it's okay to be different" movie to a political statement about overfishing and killing off tapdancing emperor penguins within about 5minutes. dreck. my head literally hurt when i left the theater. was absolutely NOT expecting a political statement of that magnitude in a kid's movie.

4) i hate christmas. nuff said.

GOOD THINGS...
1) my sister in law was nice enough to give me her 99 pontiac montana, a minivan. dudeboy has not complained about having his knees up to his ears in the backseat of the cavalier, but he exclaimed, "i'm free!!" the first time he sat in the minivan's middle seat.

2) christmas and its resulting stress is over. yay.

3) saddam hussein is dead. he can no longer torture anyone.

4) 3.54 GPA. heh. no class for 2 wks, we go back on 1/9 or whatever the 2nd thursday in january is. Terry Miethe is the instructor for my mythology class.
http://people.half.ebay.com/Terry-L-Miethe_W0QQcidZ1023640118QQmZbooks
yeah, that's him. gave us a paper covered front & back with this kind of stuff and proceeded to tell us he didn't give a shit about any of that stuff (nearly exact quote, very salty language. he's great !!). very likeable and knowledgeable. this class will not be nearly long enough for my taste.

5) might just go see "night at the museum" to blow off the unpleasant experience i had with "happy feet".

well, have a happy new year everyone, i will try to post a bit more on here next year. eat your black-eyed peas on new years day !!

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Stop the world please, I want to get off...

WOW. my life has been absolutely horrendous the last few weeks..
Math. I now realize why I hated math so badly in high school.. however I did get a B+ on the last 5wk course, even though the software program they had us do was a total beeyotch. Told 'em so too on the last little end of course survey.
New position at work (no, not bend over.. heh).. I am now, officially, as of November 6, a claims examiner. Which means I get to stare at my monitor even more than I did on the phones, and I gave up my window seat (sob). BUT. NO. MORE. PHONES !!!!!! EVER!!! woohoo !!!
my customer service requirements list still Firmly stands, though.
am now doing Psychology in class.. no less than THREE reports of at least 1100 words due next week. That's why this is posting at nearly midnight on a Wednesday. yahoo.
oh well, off to bed now, or I will be Really useless tomorrow...

Monday, October 02, 2006

Fantasy Football Update.

Well, I know slightly more about it than I did... I am now in 5th place out of 7 teams, but had the largest points move this week. Heh. May have to bench Pennington and put McNair in this week. Gotta watch for those bye weeks too.

... and you wonder why they even bother.

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Liberal Bias? What liberal bias....

Couple of minor things noticed over the last few days, I am pretty sure they don't mean much of anything.. (yeah right)..

1) At N.O. Saints game Monday night, the honorary coin tosser was announced as former president George H. Bush. (think about it a minute..)
2) On one of CNN Headline news' financial reports today, the video segment was labeled, "Lower gas prices are blamed for higher consumer confidence." (ed.; crapitall, now i can't find the link. sorry.)
3) Congratulations, Mr. Clinton. You have officially doomed your wife's presidential candidacy. (see FoxNews interview from Sunday 9/21. What a maroon. I would not have let him tap me, lord only knows where that finger has been.. tee hee)

Wow. Penn & Teller, no less.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7501020220921158523&q=penn+teller+911

What's amusing about this, is that to the best of my knowledge, Penn has absolutely NO love for President Bush and Teller does not have much. This video is straight from their Showtime production called, "Bullshit".

Yup, I'm cleaning up email. How could you tell?

Peter King, SI.com.

Factoid of the Week That May Interest Only Me
In a month-long span that began Sunday (9/21) in Houston, the Redskins play every team in the AFC South.
In a month-long span beginning Nov. 19 in Tampa, the Redskins play every team in the NFC South.

Tex, this is for you

(friend of mine at church who was raised in TX, lifelong Cowboys fan.. )

from FoxNews..

Dear Allen,
Too Bad You're a Cowboys Fan. I'm Rebelling.
Gnomey


MORGANTOWN, W.Va. (AP) Allen Snyder's garden gnome is still missing, but not forgotten.

The 14-inch tall red and white statue disappeared in the spring from Snyder's yard in Morgantown, West Virginia. Snyder has since received three letters from the gnome.

Gnomey has written home to tell his friend that he's been broadening his travels.

The latest letter, which Snyder received this week, included photos of the gnome in the company of Pittsburgh Steelers fans. Apparently Gnomey attended Pittsburgh's football home opener.

Snyder has no idea who's pulling this prank, but says his short list of suspects includes several gag-loving friends.

The story has even caught the attention of officials at Texas-based online travel agency Travelocity, which uses a roaming gnome in its advertising. Travelocity sent Snyder another gnome to keep him company until his returns home.

hey, at least he's not Flat Stanley.