Like sands thru the hourglass....

My family is very interesting. Makes me wonder if anyone else has a family full of black sheep and not just one.

My sister and I have each been married 3 times. My brother has been married twice. My sister's ex-husband who shall be henceforth known as Father of the Year seems to live to make up stuff to make her life miserable. There shall be forthcoming posts on that topic.

My first ex, father of Dudeboy, has fallen off the face of the earth and will be put in jail when he is found due to the violation of court order charges I and the State have filed against him. (He currently owes me approximately $25,000 in back child support. The last check I got from him was when Dudeboy, who is now 16, was 2.)

My second ex, father of Princess, and his family are the people Jeff Foxworthy uses for "You might be a redneck if..". My ex mother in law has truck tires painted robins-egg blue surrounding flowerbeds in her yard. My ex father in law used to bring home 2 cases of beer on Friday night & proceed to literally drink one beer per hour before he left on Monday morning to drive his long distance rig.

I am not making this up.

Anybody else got a story like that that they have lived to tell about?

** ... and if you know the tagline above, you're either older than I thought or you watch waaaay too much TV.