Well, its 2 weeks later.
Sitting at computer, working on next week's assignments, listening to XMen 2 on TBS while debating whether i should try to eat something or just go to bed. Whilst I am debating, ponder these..
Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
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An addition to my rules for customer service, previously published.
*** DO NOT EVER answer your friggin cell phone when you are on the phone with me. You called me for answers to questions; whoever is calling you can wait. I will hang up on you if you make me wait (or put me on hold) for more than a minute and a half.
Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
*********************
An addition to my rules for customer service, previously published.
*** DO NOT EVER answer your friggin cell phone when you are on the phone with me. You called me for answers to questions; whoever is calling you can wait. I will hang up on you if you make me wait (or put me on hold) for more than a minute and a half.
posted by grasshopper at Saturday, January 21, 2006
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