BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Best. Subway Ad. Ever.

New Subway commercial, seen during the thrashing of the Atlanta Falcons by the New Orleans Saints.. (geaux Saints..)

Jon Lovitz, without the smoking jacket, and with a queer little black mooustache..
Subway Daytime Theatre presents Reggie Bush in, "The Rookie".

Teenage boy in football pads and uniform slumps dejectedly on bench in locker room, sighs, "I'll never play."

Reggie walks up, hands the boy a Subway 6" steak sandwich and says, "You just have to stay hungry."

Boy says, "But if I eat this, I won't be hungry anymore."

Reggie and Boy look bemusedly at the camera.

Jon Lovitz SCREAMS, "EAT THE SANDWICH !!!"

SUBWAY, EAT STEAK !!!

laughed my ass off and woke up Princess.